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Fur Demotivational Poster


TAGS: swedish chef vurt da furk
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Budog

lgvernon - March 31, 2012, 5:40 pm

Oh, ya! Yew betch'a!
GaryO - March 31, 2012, 3:53 pm
'Vurt Da Furk' I gotta use that next week

STARFOX COFFEE - Because even those sick perverted furries need coffee.

CAT MAN - The ultimate Furry

TAGS: wann1e cat man furry
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by wann1e

xLobo - April 19, 2012, 10:53 am
This isn't furry, this is full-on brain damage.

HARUKO VS. EXCEL - There can be only one!

TAGS: anime manga excel saka haruko flcl fooly cooly furi kuri
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by jalford

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2010, 3:26 pm
LMAO!!!....Thanks Daddy.
GreyScorpion - October 11, 2010, 3:21 pm
here, eat your little debbie snack-n-cake...not that one, THIS one...the one I made special....just for you
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2010, 3:16 pm
Can I have red bull and cookies Uncle Scorpion? Or it just gonna be Red wine and rohypnol again?
GreyScorpion - October 11, 2010, 3:12 pm
it's nap time, no more Red Bull and cookies for you
rudeboy308 - October 11, 2010, 3:09 pm
A showdown between two of the most bat**** crazy female characters in all of anime. Excel Saga and FLCL are two of the most WTF? titles you'll ever see.

HANDS UP KITTY - The fur or your life !

TAGS: cat kitten fur hand animals
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by suzieq

mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:48 pm
now I've had enough with this kitty abuse, and your luck isn't that I have principles, but that I'm not a mod...lol

REDUNDANCY - Looks like furries have it too

THE MOST POPULAR GAME IN THE FUTURE - Behold IDIOCRACY - More than a Movie, Becoming our Reality

GOD'S FURY - Never Piss Him Off

TAGS: lighting storm fury god
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by tjhawk

spypengen - March 16, 2012, 9:11 am
@carebear either way im hiding *hides under rock*
gas - March 15, 2012, 6:14 pm
LOL carebear! xD
carebear - March 14, 2012, 8:15 pm
(carebear BANNED)

FURSUITS - Someones are weird even for the average furry fan

TAGS: furry fursuits
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by Hypercat-Z

red03golf - May 2, 2011, 8:16 pm
Someones? ... really? ... remember to add a pic of yourself to the douchebag archives K.

SCHRöDINGER - Professional Trap, Furry, and Nazi Warrant officer

TAGS: hellsing anime nazi trap internet furry manga
Rating: 2.96/5

More motifakes by Hellsing

SomeDude - April 25, 2009, 8:25 pm
Anon - April 13, 2009, 11:09 pm
A dangerous combination.


REAL GUITAR HERO - Space Pirates play GH to win!

TAGS: guitar hero flcl haruko fooly cooly furi kuri curi anime
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by jalford

LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 9:42 am
This looks like a COSPLAY based on Porcelina...the hair, the bass, I mean really!
MO - July 31, 2009, 3:21 am
Never seen a bigger collection of 1's. Seriously, take a look at this tards collection....2.5 is his best rating..... you're doing great. Keep it up scorpio7 (with a new IP ad) Can you say Re-ban??? I can....
HITMAN!219 - July 31, 2009, 1:42 am

LIFE LESSONS - If you are Too Fast The other may be Too Furious!

FURRIES - He's clearly one of us!

No sleep for you -

THE SHIN - An Instrument for Hitting Furniture in the Dark...

TAGS: shin instrument furniture dark
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Rick69

NumberXIII - January 4, 2012, 12:37 pm
That is one ***y instrument :)

Yeah... -

TAGS: government shutdown furlough pay free
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by RetiredUSNChief

ughomer - October 9, 2013, 11:40 am
Great usage of a clip from Office Space!! 5 Lions!

Famous Last Words -

TAGS: famous last words fur hat
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - January 31, 2015, 5:17 pm
Thanks :))
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 4:57 pm
I always liked that pic. Good rendition.

LEGO FABULAND - Responsable for turning kids into furry fans


TAGS: men furniture
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 18, 2013, 4:26 pm
The honesty in me says I have to tell you...I had the same thought. The female in me says I have to tell you...ewwwww! Thanks for the read me Lord.
Reality Lord - February 18, 2013, 6:56 am

LOL...i can just imagine her coning home early and walking in on hubby and the couch

in my day -

ABBREVIATIONS - I Kept Everyone Awake. . . . . Screaming & Cursing While Building Crappy Furniture

TAGS: ikea furniture build agravation hate it
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by rerun

SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:14 pm
By the way, no, I'm *not* available to a**emble your furniture for you. One nagging, demanding wife is enough to keep me more than 100% occupied.
SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:13 pm
It would probably annoy everyone if I mentioned that I hardly ever have trouble with a**emble-it-yourself furniture etc, so long as the screw holes are in the right place and such. I'm an engineer and really good with my hands. So I won't mention it.
rerun - July 2, 2012, 12:23 pm

The only thing I like about the place is the food.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 11:18 am
my daughter is getting her first apartment.. guess where we went shopping
RonE - July 2, 2012, 3:39 am
Same here 5's for the personal experience and hitting the "nail" on the head.
Greeny - July 1, 2012, 8:10 pm
5L from personal experience
rerun - July 1, 2012, 6:44 pm

This is probably one on my worst submissions. You may however share my frustration over the ability it takes to build furniture from there.

AND THEN... - Wrap them in a nice, warm, furry mitten to make them feel better.


TAGS: nazi special forces host club i have never watched this anime furor hitler japan kamikazi
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:50 pm
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:43 pm
I know, but they're in those uniforms and the white is surrounded by red...It's a dead ringer for the Nazi flag. I thought it would be funny to place that picture with that caption...but things didn't go as planned.
Alexis.Chu - October 3, 2009, 12:46 pm
This kanji means "woman".

dad -

TAGS: cute cuddly furry
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mudman7091

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 12:22 pm
Ha! My wife just did this last week. Lol

irony -

TAGS: paul walker fast furious it is not too soon
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 2, 2013, 12:23 pm
Yeah, it was late at night. I felt "irony" was the wrong word. Other drafts were "how funny; life imitates art - sort of; life in the fast lane." So, yes I agree, coincidence works as a better title.
MissPriss - December 2, 2013, 11:32 am
Besides sh*t happens when you drive an awesomely fast car at break neck speeds and think your fame makes you immortal...poor tree!
MissPriss - December 2, 2013, 11:28 am
Irony or coincidence...it's the crotchety ones that never seem to be afraid to say it like it is...5L crotchety, teehee.
Cannabal - December 2, 2013, 7:17 am
People often confuse the word irony for coincidence.
Sho - December 2, 2013, 5:43 am
Thanks :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 2, 2013, 12:38 am
Yeah, I know, lol. That's what makes it even MORE ironic, haha. Btw, your last motifake - in a word - AWESOME!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 2, 2013, 12:38 am
Yeah, I know, lol. That's what makes it even MORE ironic, haha. Btw, your last motifake - in a word - AWESOME!
Sho - December 1, 2013, 10:33 am
He wasn't the one driving though

When the cat's away -

Frankenfurter -

TAGS: frankenfurter transilvania
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Brawler

Rudedog - May 22, 2013, 10:48 pm
What ever happened to Fae Wray?

Twilight -

TAGS: twilight fast and furious better
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by MindBenda

EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 3:22 am
I'm sure you really meant to say: "a choice between which is the BEST venereal disease."
vlad9885 - June 4, 2013, 2:03 am
At least fast and furious had cars to look at
Cannabal - June 1, 2013, 3:39 pm
No, no, definitely not, definitely not.
Silverheart - June 1, 2013, 3:23 pm

Like choosing which brand of sandpaper to use on your eyeballs. There's no 'better', just different types of awful.
PapaFox - June 1, 2013, 2:38 pm
It's like a choice between which is the worse venereal disease.

JESUS - He's one of a kind, all right...


TAGS: furry halloween costume
Rating: 2.21/5
NeoChimps - April 20, 2009, 2:23 pm
Infurrior Beeings - shave them /b/old

super science -

TAGS: godzilla vs furby super science giant monster genetic engineering
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by calron

calron - February 25, 2017, 4:58 am
"new blood" 182722 Tee hee. :)
5150monkeylove - February 23, 2017, 1:02 pm
UY. Please check out the "poster evolution" thread in the forum. It's a weekly contest. Come rampage with us, we need new blood.


TAGS: cou***s assignment don t piss off the furries
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by pieman

agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 3:15 pm

CHER IMPERSONATORS - They're mostly a dime a dozen... but this one's the best I've seen!

TAGS: august challenge cher dr franknfurter
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

The Goat - September 28, 2009, 10:27 pm
The scary thing is that Tim Curry and Cher are about the same age!
MrRandom - August 24, 2009, 2:45 pm
Hyde speaks the truth. And the gamer/metal head loves the fact that hes in Brutal Legend
Ed-Hyde - August 24, 2009, 2:42 pm
It's Tim Curry, how could you NOT give it 5 Cher Impersonating poodles
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 2:29 pm
that's 5 squirting squirt guns from me

HAMBURGERS & FRANKFURTERS - Wait a minute... weren't they named after cities in Germany???

TAGS: hamburger h**dog burger food frankfurter
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by CosmicKitten91

CosmicKitten91 - November 2, 2011, 2:01 pm
Tunnel Motifakes are not allowed on this site though.
CosmicKitten91 - November 2, 2011, 2:00 pm
It was supposed to be a tunnel Motifake, inside of a frame that says, AMERICAN CUISINE: There is no such thing.
justme - November 2, 2011, 1:51 pm
new motifakers are not that good as the old ones :S Cubby should return to teach them
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2011, 4:46 pm
whats your point?

HARE AMERICA RADIO NETWORK - The Bunnies Revolution against Mr. Brown has been taken to a new level of propaganda warfare.....

S.H.I.E.L.D - Strategic Hazard Intervention Espionage Logistics Directorate

TAGS: s h i e l d nick fury
Rating: 1.55/5

More motifakes by Azael Escobedo Vélez

aaa - November 6, 2009, 1:30 pm
This is the original meaning. In the movie IRON MAN, I remember that some of the words were different. "Homeland" instead of "Hazard", etc.

Romance -

TAGS: romance snow roof fire furnace
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

GaryO - October 26, 2014, 8:13 pm
Not sure why I didn’t fav this before. Now fav’d…coupled with a generous chunk of phlegm that, after wiping the screen with my t-shirt, now has a glaucoma like ambiance.
Oldsod - February 10, 2014, 6:15 am
Well, with Valentine's coming up, I felt someoine had to speak to elderly romance...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 10, 2014, 12:58 am
Now I have something to say to my wife when I start going grey. haha
GaryO - February 9, 2014, 11:00 pm
Man, this is gold.....or grey....whatever. It's really good.

Autobahn -

Christopher Columbus -

TAGS: columbus sopranos genoa furio
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Billbc73

Reality Lord - October 7, 2014, 9:48 pm

lol from a southern piassano

FURniture -

Miss Congeniality -

Trust -


TAXIDERMY - From "Furniture" To "Fancy" In No Time!

TAGS: monkey home improvement decorative furniture
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by panic8

panic8 - October 26, 2010, 1:52 pm
Wow, what a nice rating for such a quick and dirty MF... I've sh** this just on Sunday in a h**el in Hamburg.


TAGS: animal skin fur
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Sho

GaryO - April 11, 2013, 11:17 pm
Wait a minute. I thought this poster was about trapping……if not, well, there’s a reason some souls are called meat, and their furs, coats. It’s a natural continuance. It’s why they’re here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2013, 10:32 pm
So, When a subsistence hunter kills an animal and uses the fur to stay warm or dry he's a bad guy? Animals are here for our use, If we farm them at least we're not risking their extinction.
spacedog - April 11, 2013, 6:46 pm
There are a lot of artificial melons out there these days, but I'm only allowed to look at them.
Greeny - April 11, 2013, 6:44 pm
Oh sure, so wrong to hurt animals - but you all smile while eatin a melon, don't ya?
Sho - April 11, 2013, 12:07 pm
As useful as snakeskin can be, no, they are not.
EmilioDumphque - April 11, 2013, 11:24 am
So, snakeskin boots are ok?
GaryO - April 11, 2013, 8:53 am
I hear ya, Sho. I have good friends that are trappers during certain seasons. But I just don’t understand how these nice folk can rest easy knowing their traps inflict cruel pain and agony for days, for a few extra bucks.
Sho - April 11, 2013, 8:10 am
True, true.
CloudchaserS - April 11, 2013, 6:53 am
And all fur is used for is for appearance. Leather is more functional, including but not limited to protection from wind and road rash.
CloudchaserS - April 11, 2013, 6:51 am
The problem with the fur industry is that unlike leather, it's the only thing the animal is raised and killed for. The rest goes to waste.


TAGS: dog pooch fur **** animal
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by DevoCutler

5150monkeylove - January 15, 2011, 9:54 pm
My dog lies to me about that as well. 5 fruitless walks

COMMUNITY HERO - really so i can be a dog?! does that mean the furries were right?

TAGS: furries dog cop hero
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by thespacepope

LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 12:52 pm
And if THIS Hero starts to hump your leg? For your own good I would highly suggest you fake an orgasm.
Mark - January 28, 2009, 12:13 pm
Some enchanted evening...you may meet a stranger.... You know he wants you. Try to not make eye contact. He'll eat you and I don't mean in a good way.


TAGS: furry friends are extra
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

CANADA - November 25, 2009, 7:29 pm


TAGS: stating obvious fur degree
Rating: 3.18/5

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rnbw00 - June 2, 2011, 4:22 pm
PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals. Nuff Said.
rnbw00 - June 2, 2011, 4:21 pm
PETA People Eating Tasty Animals Nuff Said.
Derek - February 5, 2010, 3:33 pm
Is there any fur in the picture? Oh, silly me, she's advocating baldness.
Cloudchaser - February 5, 2010, 8:09 am
I should hope so. Ever try to wear a coat made of live minks or foxes? Those buggers 'll f**k you up!



TAGS: furries
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by Dragonrider1227

yeodawg@hotmail.com - September 13, 2009, 5:44 am
We're called plushies!
yeodawg@hotmail.com - September 13, 2009, 5:23 am
We're called plushies!

LOOK DARLING! - It's as lifeless and plastic as you are!

THIS FILM - Killing motorists since 2001

TAGS: fast furious killing motorists 2001 movie
Rating: 1.82/5

More motifakes by maccadinho

epic fail - January 19, 2009, 2:00 pm
should say this film Sucks!!!


MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ - Looks better on tv. Ask the Navy!!!

Shins -

TAGS: shins bones device furniture
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - February 23, 2015, 3:14 pm
LOL thanks :))
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 3:04 pm
5 where's the d*** flashlight when you need it L's.

Acclimate -

Stupid -

Subversive -

You know its going to be a cold winter when--- -

Action! -

Guilt -